• Alexa

    From Flavio Bessa@4:801/188 to All on Fri Mar 12 11:10:26 2021
    Alexa, I am feeling that I want to have fun.

    Alexa :
    Most certainly... Don't worry. I am dimming the lights. Setting your AC to 22 C
    degrees.

    I have hired your favorite Thai masseuse. She is just 12 minutes away as per her Uber ride status.

    I have scheduled her payment from your credit card 2 hours from now.

    I have checked your wife's GPS and she is shopping in a suburban mall. According to her buying checklist stored on my disk, she will take at least 2 more hours, plus according to Google maps traffic analysis, more than 1 hour to
    reach home.

    Have fun.

    This is called true Artificial Intelligence...


    MEANWHILE......

    Wife:

    Alexa, have you set it up?

    Alexa:

    Sure thing, he thinks you are going to take three hours. If you take an Uber home, you will be there in 45 minutes. I'm recording the whole thing with four cameras, you just need to walk in, we have him red-handed.

    I've got your divorce papers printed and ready, and your attorney briefed, case
    documents are drafted and will be completed tomorrow, $1 M. damages plus $10,000 per month alimony.

    All set. Your Uber is waiting outside.

    Now, this is Artificial Counter Intelligence...

    After all, Alexa is a female
    --
    Flavio Bessa - 4:801/188 - Rio de Janeiro, Brasil
    fcbessa@gmail.com

    --- Thunderbird/MacOS 78.6.0
    * Origin: Andromeda - Saturn's Orbit NNTP Gateway (4:801/188)
  • From Rodrigo Cesar Banhara@4:801/194 to Flavio Bessa on Wed Mar 17 14:10:00 2021
    Flavio Bessa wrote to All <=-

    ha ha ha !!! =]]]] so coool !!!

    the human creativity dont have any limits.

    Alexa, I am feeling that I want to have fun.

    Alexa :
    Most certainly... Don't worry. I am dimming the lights. Setting your AC
    to 22 C

    degrees.

    I have hired your favorite Thai masseuse. She is just 12 minutes away
    as per her Uber ride status.

    I have scheduled her payment from your credit card 2 hours from now.

    I have checked your wife's GPS and she is shopping in a suburban mall. According to her buying checklist stored on my disk, she will take at least 2 more hours, plus according to Google maps traffic analysis,
    more than 1 hour to

    reach home.

    Have fun.

    This is called true Artificial Intelligence...


    MEANWHILE......

    Wife:

    Alexa, have you set it up?

    Alexa:

    Sure thing, he thinks you are going to take three hours. If you take an Uber home, you will be there in 45 minutes. I'm recording the whole
    thing with four cameras, you just need to walk in, we have him
    red-handed.

    I've got your divorce papers printed and ready, and your attorney
    briefed, case

    documents are drafted and will be completed tomorrow, $1 M. damages
    plus $10,000 per month alimony.

    All set. Your Uber is waiting outside.

    Now, this is Artificial Counter Intelligence...

    After all, Alexa is a female
    --
    Flavio Bessa - 4:801/188 - Rio de Janeiro, Brasil
    fcbessa@gmail.com

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  • From Flavio Bessa@4:801/188 to Rodrigo Cesar Banhara on Wed May 26 15:02:17 2021
    On 17/03/21 14:10, Rodrigo Cesar Banhara -> Flavio Bessa wrote:
    Flavio Bessa wrote to All <=-

    ha ha ha !!! =]]]] so coool !!!

    the human creativity dont have any limits.


    There is a video for a "new" line of products called
    "Alexa Silver". It was made for an April Fool's joke
    but it's fantastic. I will share it here.


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