You know it! Where was your obligatory inclusion of funny in the above post?

The only jokes I have seen or heard lately are the ones that are already posted here! :D

It doesn't have to be fully on topic to the subject line -- just a funny joke, pun, story, or poem. . .

Say SOMETHING funny!

Personally, I don't memorize as many as I used to & a lot too lazy to type the ones I have, so I use Google in another tab/window to find the ones I'm thinking of or to look up new ones on a topic, & copy+paste them in here. . .

Dorothy Parker was once asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence. She replied, "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

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Dorothy Parker was once asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence. She replied, "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

That is a good one. I will include a potentially funny tagline below.

Mike


* SLMR 2.1a * bulldozer (n.) - political speech writer taking a nap.
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Dorothy Parker was once asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence. She >> replied, "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

That is a good one. I will include a potentially funny tagline below.
Mike
* SLMR 2.1a * bulldozer (n.) - political speech writer taking a nap.

Literally, the least you could do for a funny inclusion! :D

A: The punchline always come before the joke Q: What is the worst part about time travel jokes?

I was trying to think of a really good punchline. This is as best as I can do Floyd mayweather, Mike Tyson, Deontay Wilder and Earnie Shavers

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Dorothy Parker was once asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence. She >> replied, "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

That is a good one. I will include a potentially funny tagline below.

Umm. . . a tagline is an addition to a post; the post itself should contain a joke or pun submitted as funny content. . .

I'll accept a half dozen one-liners on a topic as such OBFunny content, in a post. . . (puns are awesome! Or, if about pets, downright PAWSOME!)

* SLMR 2.1a * bulldozer (n.) - political speech writer taking a nap.

Sounds about right. . . & a number of employers/managers fit this definition, too -- I'm lucky to only know of this type through second-hand info(rumours)

I'll see what I can find on sleep. . . a nice topic, on mornings when I've had some!

We'll begin with the number one cure for insomnia. Relax & get a good night's sleep!

Suitable for stealing to your own tagline list: Insomnia is a nightmare without the monsters
�Nap�oleon Bonaparte got nothing on me
Yawnoclock is always ticking
Catching z�s like a pro athlete
Living for the next power nap
Dream�ing big, waking up small

Just funny:

The gardener planted ideas in his sleep, growing aspirations and cultivating a bed of dreams.

The comedian laughed in his slumber, tickling funny bones and jesting in the land of Nod.

The climber scaled the heights of sleep, summiting dreams and reaching the peak of slumber.

The musician dreamt of notes dancing on a staff, composing symphonies of sleep and melodic rest.

The librarian shelved her worries for the night, cataloging dreams and indexing hours of rest.

I'm none of those professionals, I'm up usually; even if I do fall asleep I dream of suffering from insomnia & still wake up tired! Or I spend the night walking, walking, walking, as if I'm a character in a J.R.R. Tolkien book! & wake up exhausted, with tired/sore legs & feet!

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