Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his
golfing equipment.
His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long
period of silence she finally speaks: "Tim, I've been
thinking, now that we're married maybe it's time you quit
golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could
probably get a good price for your clubs."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't," he replied.
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