%SYSTEM-F-ANARCHISM, The operating system has been overthrown

More hit points than you can possibly imagine.

&%#jfksikkkslgpopps.. "Hey, get the cat off the keyboard!"&&'''''25!#$&@E%sfhxv... oops Sorry... no speaka de ASCII

Ross Perot - knitting with only one needle.

A fool with a tool ist still a fool

There seems to be some confusion here. - Mulder

Well, get unstuck & continue with the briefing. - JLP

I think I need a Lear Jet - Pink Floyd

Smith's Law: No real problem has a solution.

Post-operative - a letter carrier

One Page Principle: A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper cannot be understood. -- Mark Ardis

Oohhh. Jedi Master. @TOFIRST@. You seek @TOFIRST@

Zoinks! I sure hope that's just Scooby behind me

ZIP me, PAK me, Make me compress my bits!!

God will always be the spiritual focus of the Boy Scouts of America.

Soldier: Someone who sleeps in the mud but dreams of fresh linen.

Killing for peace is like whoring for virginity! (RM)

Never test for an error you don't know how to handle!

Shut-up, dude, you're being totally immature. - Cartman, South Park

Have you ever heard the story of the boy who cried wolf? - Bashir

For sincere personal advice, phone your moderator at 3 a.m.

Redneck Menu Conundrums #1: What wine goes with Moon Pies?

ERROR: Data Corrupted - (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame Lore?

<yawn><enter>

What is greater than Good? <Caine> Love. <Master Kan>

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Quiz--Democrats are: 1)Beyond hope 2)Lost 3)Nobody cares

Karl Marx, your final question, who won the Cup Final in 1949?

REVO EMAG...what happens when you really screw up!

"Bother!" said Pooh, as he poured grease onto the interstate.

KPLA Klingon Radio : All glory, all the time!

Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

Don't even think of putting a Tagline here.

One of "Them"

Settle down Orville, you'll wet your pants.

Virus detected. Ask motherboard for chicken soup? (Y/N)

Ura Redneck If Ur two-year-old has more teeth than you do.

Quod erat demonstrandum. [Thus it is proven. For those who wondered WTF QED means.]

* &lt;--- Tribble \*/ &lt;--- Tribble giving up to mugger

QUIET! Tagline auditor seriously &lt;g&gt; at work!

ZfOs dead, Jim. But hell, she was like that in the sack."

Warp drive is for the Warped, hyperspace is for the Hyper

Of the 10 deadliest varieties of snake, 7 are in Australia. The other three are in politics...

Scratch a Conservative, and you scratch a moron.

Need a Hand? : Paris to Holodoc

When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often

Ooooh, I need a dirty woman

Carefully avoid anything said to be KEWL!!

Xerox & Wurlitzer merged...now making reproductive organs.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets

URA Redneck if you think the French Riviera is foreign car.

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"I am the Knight Industries Two Thousand. You can call me KITT."

My computer's sick -- I think my modem is a carrier.

Phone sex? Nah - Ma Bell's a little past Playmate age.

"Bother!" said Pooh and drew his .45 and shot the intruder.

&lt;RING&gt;...CONNECT 300...&lt;CLICK!&gt;

Zoroastrianism sh*t happens half the time

Commander, I object to that plan. - Data

Early u go to Bed, early your pant gets wet.

Tonight's mud wrestling event: MENSA vs. Hee-Haw

Constable, would you stop doing that?! - Kira

&lt;L&gt;each files &lt;C&gt;omplain to Sysop &lt;D&gt;rop Carrier

Quantum Physics For Absolute Morons

Flee this seething cauldron of angst! -- Mike Nelson

"If I wasn't talking, I wouldn't know what to say." Chico Resch

How come only the most sensible people agree with us?

People don't live or die, people just float.

!!!ereh fo tuo em teG !!!pleH

Tonight's episode: A Bicycle Built For Death!

This an example of an endless loop endless loop endless loop endless loop

Gosh, I bet that dragon bite really smarts! PIC

Smoke a doobie while driving - leave no turn unstoned.

Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a computer!

Good thing it's not a Pentium doing the formating eh?

XOH: eXecute no-Op and Hang

Bart's Blackboard: I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call

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KIRK: We'll need all the power you can muster, Mister

Xmas present? Meg Ryan would do nicely...�

MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: A grenade with a seven second fuse will always burn down in four seconds

Keep England Tidy; burn a tourist, but not his money!&lt;AT

BBS down because: []Routing []Hardware []Repair []User error []All these

Reviled did I live, said I, as evil I did deliver

John-O-Rama, The Johninator, John-Man, The Johnmeister

Q-Tip: When a omnipotent alien gives you advice.

Off-line mail; make sysops happy

History chronicles the small portion of the past that was suitable for print

Zombies aren't dead. They're just "living impaired"

BOYCOTT Joker.com for censorship

URA Redneck If U actually know which leaves make good toilet paper

Care to guess how the fetus would vote on abortion?

We're gonna need another Timmy. -- Mr. Lizzard

I have abandoned the follies of youth for those of old age. (Depew)

Knucklehead Smith makes a sale - Joel

He's got a leak in his think-tank

Knowledge is power

Don't yell at me, Orville Bullitt, I'm not your mother.

Judge - An Unemployed Lawyer Who Wears a Black Dress.

Please, God, don't let me screw up. -- Alan Shepard

May the great galactic kitten bring you perfect bliss

Zeus was deified, saw Suez.

When in Rome, do as the snamoR do! - Lister

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"I read Playboy for the articles." "Yea, right." - Connie Sharlow

Prisoners! Seize each other! -Hig Hurgenflurst

Quatrotriticale....3.56 billion tribbles can't be wrong!

Q: How do you get a Mexican pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest

You're so stupid you could trip over a cordless phone!

Xerox does it again and again and again and

Where the hell is Steele, Missouri anyway???

Know what I like about Windows? NOTHING!

XRS! - You've got the right one baby! Uh HUH!!

Were from the government. Were here to help ourselves.

MAW: Make Aggravating Whine

FIDO lie #18 My point works perfectly!

A lessa' docto' might've been fooled. Cheeeiit. I, howeva'...- HoloDoc

Skydiving & Maxwell House coffee...Good to the last drop

"But that's for later..." -- Dr. Forrester

Rumrum

Kansas: Not the end of the earth, but you can see it from here!

This space accidentally left blank.

Catch that and sew a button on it!

X-Windows...Playing tic-tac-toe on a UNIX box.

URA Redneck If U quit your job to avoid paying child support.

Looking through the bent-backed tulips

Macarthur's Triumph - By V. J. Daye

Ura Montanan if your dog is your only vacuum cleaner.

Do dyslexic devils tell each other to go to heaven?

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I will attempt to narrow the field, sir. - Data

New Porno Film: Dickman and Throbbin'

Keep cops off welfare...Commit a crime.

What's so bad about a dog's life ?

Your mother worries if I eat a hamburger. - General Franklin

Vampire is an odd name. Mind if we call you Bruce?

This bytes

He went on: What comes out of a man makes him unclean. -Mark 7:20

Rise of the Triad: Null dead state called in Collision

Jared would rather ride the Wave than wallow in QWKsand!

URA Redneck: If you go to family reunions to meet women!!

Coca-Cola 50 Million Times a Day - 1955

A 30 pound bicycle needs a 20 pound lock.

You're not allowing young Mr Sisko in your holosuites I hope! - Odo

TV Truth: A chop to the neck with the.

Everyone is entitled to beryone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me

Vancouver Rain Festival runs January 1 - December 31 this year! :)

Orville reminds me of London - Always in a fog.

I try to avoid thinking. It hurts too much. - Rodikins

Unfortunately, most drunk drivers are still driving.

ZCFH: Zero Core For the Hell of it

"His feet are the wrong size for his shoes." -Hig Hurgenflurst.

Hair of the hare: a wimp's hangover cure?

X PROGRAMMERS do it with clients and servers.

Taglines? We don't need no stinkin' tagl.@$#% NO CARRIER

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Oh how I love to lick your creamy center!

Everyone has those days. &lt;pat, pat&gt; - Anna Steven

My other computer is a TI99/4a

X-( User just died.

Lottery (n) A tax on people who are bad at math.

The real world is not user-friendly.

Zymurgy's 7th Exception to Murphy's Laws: When it rains, it pours.

We all live in a Yellow Submarine!!

Join Starfleet!! Meet interesting people, kill them!!!

REP: Randomly Execute Programmers

You stole my tagline, again!

oxymoron: paid amateur

You are what you eat. Gimme something rich!

Volus Horriblus, is your taxanomic nomenenclature an endothermic pest?

He's not dead, yet, Jim - Bones Python

Last words: "You mean ... this ... is the last ... torch?"

Message entered on Cray notebook.

keep digging...

There's an intelligence, a malevoence. It's evil. Kirk

* &lt;- Tribble * &lt;- Alien Tribble

KID.ZIP.. Cute program...No on-line help!

Vote republican - It's easier than thinking.

XXXX Don't panic.. it's only a virus XXXX

No Moderators present, and the flaming began

URA Redneck If U ever woke up with Red Man in your hair.

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Very funny Ensign Wolff, now beam down my pants!!

URA Redneck if U consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading

PUNNY BOOK: Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser.

Jesus Saves... Gretsky gets the rebound & scores!

You were told not to feed me after midnight!

LANGUAGE - (1) What you use to program a computer

Boldly start in reverse, 'cause that's the genealogy way.

What, us .BATs? V^^^\_o^o_/^^^V

* &lt;-- Odo, disguised as a tribble

Quark! Gimme a Raktajino! THANKS, MORN!

You have mail, but not for long!

"Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of

Promote responsible firearms ownership

"Dabbling in a bit of ironic foreshadowing, are we?" -Milo

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.

Yeah, that's it, Milhouse, keep up the chatter. - Apu

ZD: Zap Directory

Question authority - continually, diligently, persistently.

Jimmy Chinese Buffett. -- Joel Robinson

A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down.

Four days older than water.

Most people are not creatures of reason

ZAPPA: Tax the churches!!!!!

God is dead, but 50,000 social workers have risen to take His place.

URA Redneck If U can burp the entire chorus of 'Jingle Bells.'

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I threw away my candy bar and I ate the wrapper

Farfergnookie: Sex in a VW

See the Great Underground Empire for under 1 zorkmid!

KFP: Kindle Fire in Printer

Girls no marry basketball players--dribble before shoot

Law of Revelation: The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

Killer Religious Leopards From Mercury have become born again Christians Says Jerry Springer

Qmodem keeps appearing on friend's disks

Confusion: Donald Duck speaking Klingonese.

Pick one to die, Captain, or I kill them both. - Data

(C) 1992 All Lefts Reserved

We really need to get out & hunt some heads! - Mike

X-rated ST:TNG fiction often involves Data entry

Blonde like a frying pan? Must get them hot before putting in the meat!

Kevin Anderson wrote to all (and it'll cost $5.99 to read)

A friend helps us remember the important things.

I don't snag... I reverse-engineer.

"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a... oh, right."

Queen bee--the power behind the drone

Do not buy stuff you cannot afford unless you really want to.

BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot

Mars Probe ERROR: A)bort R)etry T)ell 'em where I am?

Guitar players do it with heavy fuzz!

CAR: Cancel Accounts Receivable

Rush Limborg - "Your opinion is irrelevant."

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Present to the eye, present to the mind. - Chinese Proverb

Floridium: Natrium lover.

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hm?

Toothpaste never hurts the taste of good scotch

Have you had your 50,000-lines-read checkup yet?

Pass the Prozac, please

Kindly remove your hat, lady. - Rizzo to Klinger

Eluded the *Enterprise*?!? - Picard

No cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer

X-generation: A disarmed generation soon becomes an X-generation

Queen: We had peace * Mike: And carrots

Hi, Mr. Rex! I'm Barney!

Digital communications, it makes my digit hurt.

RemoteAccess v1.11+

I just wish I knew what the hell is going on! - Mulder

Know what I like about Windows98? Not a damn thing

Ura redneck when you can drink tobacco spit!

SLEEP: What you do to pass the time when a hockey game isn't on.

A gem is not polished without rubbing

PTL: Promise Them Lies

Picard is attacked/has an accident & blood is drawn - 2 drinks!

A true Gentleman allways lets his lady cum first

Oh, Speeedo... Sissy

Very humorous, indeed. Hysterical, in fact.  Data

Emoticon: :-o Yawn

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This tagline is only for the living.

Money is like an arm or leg: use it or lose it. --Henry Ford

Gee, there must be hundreds of 'em! - Carl Sagan, age 8

Manic Depressive - A man pressed down to the floor

BOING! Tickling the phosphors on your screen

Dear Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas. Took the dog.

Once you have their money, you never give it back.

Karaoke - n. 1. Japanese for "tone deaf white guys who can't sing"

Zymurgists do it with yeasts.

Captain @TOLAST@...one harmless little...Tribble?

Zen and the Art of Procrastination - I'll read it later.

Cadence: When Everybody Hopes You're Going To Stop, But You Don't

So -- what was the greatest thing BEFORE canned beer?

Uh-oh. This isn't good. I've seen good B4 & this isn't it

BANKERS do it with interest, but pay for early with drawl.

The Windows folks wrote EDLIN. They can't be *all* bad!

ZAPPA: Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow

For those of you who think life is a joke, just think of the punchline.

"I am merely a hologram." The Doctor

How do you know it's summer in Seattle? Rain's warm!

For god's sake Norm, let the dog have the dip. --Cliff Claven.

Take off your clothes. - Seven of Nine

RecipeS needs four moderators. Just in case one is on vacation.

URA redneck if a starship is a mallot.

Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth

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Fashion Statements Of Alcatrazz Prison

URA Redneck if the rear tires on your car are twice as wide as front

Picard! You cheated! I'm impressed! - Q

Taxula! - And his side kick - ALGORE!!!

Scotty, I need 5th gear NOW or we're all dead!

Captain, I sense a commercial coming. Troi

'your silence will not protect you'

A gentleman is a man who CAN play the accordian but doesn

Keep the kitchen clean....eat out tonight!

Damn it Jim! I'm a programmer; I NEVER READ THE README!

Quickly, I must hurry, for there go my people and I am their leader

Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames. -Log Lady

Kissing girls is a goodness. It beats hell out of card games

Xerox no longer makes originals.

Remember, this *is* a *motion* picture... -- Crow T. Robot

My tagline file is too large and I run out of memory

He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.

Keep Grandma off the streets - legalize bingo.

Go on, EMOTE! I was RAISED on thought balloons!!

A Still-Store of Farrah Fawcett's poster - Tom on Crow

KAPLAH: Klingon for "Have a nice day".

You really are a complete smeghead, aren't you Dill?!

A beer doesn't complain when you come home late.

Don't I know you?

Chakotay: We are far from the bones of our people

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Look at the size of those sea monkeys! -- Joel Robinson

Navy Photo School: Get a bottle of focusing fluid.

New Borg Movie: Raiders of the Lost Borg.

Musquirt: Yellow liquid that comes out from the mustard bottle first.

ZZAPP! Another one bites the dust!

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - s.w.

King's lead hat put the innocence inside her! - Brian Eno

Reincarnation! I'm coming back rich AND famous!

Just leave this long-haired country boy alone

Have your modem call my modem and we'll do freq. &lt;The Jose&gt;

Zelda had to "liverwurst" years with Hank.

* &lt;- Tribble ____ &lt;- Tribble meets Ford at 65mph

Thank you for encouraging my behavior.

Virus detected: (I)nfect (E)xecute (V)accinate (P)anic

When all your weapons fail, bite them!

Up keep is keeping up.

URA REDNECK WHEN: you made a hot tub with a trolling motor.

That's what I meant....only different.

Famous last words: Those soldiers couldn't hit an elephant at this...

What do you do with a manically depressed Robot?

Screw housework. I'm gonna MODEM!

Pitcher's daughter, but you should have seen her curves

Zentraedi are people too!

The tagline was stupid, so I deleted it. - Your computer

Oh no, not deja-vu again. Oh no, not deja-vu again. Oh no

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A nod's as good as a wink to a blind dog

HAL 9000- Dave. Put down those Windows disks. Please Dave.

* &lt;- Tribble $ &lt;- Tribble Bred To Government Specs.

REDNECK...Any of your children were conceived at a car wash

Zapped or gassed or put to sleep, at least he won't make one more peep.

xyzzy -- nothing happens.

You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly, only sooner than she thought.

&gt;Will Work For Food&lt; ...Franchises still available!

Q: Is the Kiev accident anything like Three Mile Island? A: Of course, there's a direct core-relation

Vashti (Persian): beautiful.

Riker: Besides, you look good in a dress

Hasty schizophrenics do things in a lickity split way.

Searching for the answer, Christ hasn't come

* &lt;- Tribble &lt;&lt;&lt;*&gt;&gt;&lt;- seaman tribble

One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many

DR. SEUSS' Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

Welcome to Wonderland...Alice!-Freddy Krueger

"I didn't stick around too long after I came, though."

Friend: Anyone who has the same enemies you have.

No mail? Give fido a laxative.

Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out

"Eternity never looked so lovely." "You must be Riker."

Every week is Speed Week!

Oxymoron: Escort GT - An oxymoron

Children, the times they are a-becoming quite different. - Skinner

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Keep up appearances whatever you do. - Charles Dickens

Zoroastrianism - **** happens half the time.

Roger Daltry of Borg: Hope I die before I'm assimilated.

Julia Child does it with asparagus and Hollandaise sauce.

Virgin, n. - Someone who only has sex once

Yo'momma so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund.

We should do something with Frank's head & mail it to him. - Hawkeye

I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels!

When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking.

I'll show you balls! - Dr. Forrester

I wanna kick this movie in the groin! Crow T. Robot

Xpress Yourself!

&lt;KNOCKING&gt; Who is it?-Scully Steven Speilberg!--LOL!!&gt; ... As if *I* didn't have to look it up, myself!! ... And I

VM systems programmers DO IT with emulated devices

Confucius Say: He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab

Keep playing with your floppy and you'll go blind

"Die with honor, O'Brien." Tosk

RUSSIAN TENNIS SHOES: IVAN ODOR(l)

Quick! I see a moderator! Change the subject, FAST!

Don't scare them! - Odo

Gillfriend: a fish that comes back to you

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Just because I can't explain it doesn't mean... they were UFOs" - DS

Error 1424: Reserved for future errors.

Rush Limbaugh wants to stop education in favor of incarceration later.

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Life could be so much easier if we could just look at the source code

Stonehenge was really a prehistoric gay bar

recipes are like the footnotes to messages.

You Aren't A Kid Any More When: Your back goes out more than you do

Ura Redneck If U refer to the fifth grade as 'my senior year.'

Zebra: the largest size bra

Please stop picking your nose and reply to this message

A wolf by any other name is still a slinky

Def: PORNOGRAPHY: The business of making vinyl recordings

Zoroastrianism sh*t happens half the time

Get a new lease on life, do you have the security deposit

J. William Marriott, Jr., CEO, Marriott Corp., was an Eagle Scout.

&lt;snicker snort&gt;

ZAP! That was *not* manual override. -- Data

Gossip is the opiate of the oppressed. Jong

Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense

A lover teaches a wife all her husband kept hidden from her.

The Whispered Rule: People will believe anything if you whisper it.

Give the man a cigar -- Amanda

Non sequitur. Your facts are uncoordinated.

Reality seems to be a constant intrusion on my dreams!

What hurts more, Ben, your conscience or your ribs? Sheriff Buck

You can say this for death and taxes: when you are done with one, you're done with the other

Press &lt;Z&lt; for a special surprise.........(click)

"I don't like Mondays." - Bob Geldoff & The Boomtown Rats

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XYZZY... Nothing happens.

Now you have the cloaking device, and we have very little. Ruan

A Tribble is good eating, just remember to singe the fur off first!

Just the facts, mam

Ve have vays to make you talk, Orville Bullitt!

VACATIONERS do it in a leisure way

Dispatchers like to tell people where to go.

I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, get me a beer

Eds Radiator Shop:The Best Place in Town to Take a Leak.

Vice goes a long way towards making life bearable

crouching like wrestlers... it seems an athletic kind of malady

Damn it Jim, she's dead! Now get off her!

Zaphod is just zith guy, you know ?! -- [NO HOOPIER].

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Did you here the one about +++ATH NO CARRIER

"Kill the quarterback..." It's just an expression.

Foursomes are better - you don't have to wait your turn.

OS/2 is a great system; & the Gates of Bill won't prevail

Seed catalog: kernal journal

Rule #1: Once you have their money, you never give it back.

Thou shalt not post messages while drunk.

Klaatu, Barada, Necktie! Oops

Kids? Me? Yeah. They're in my aquarium. - Janeway

Emoticon: *:o) Bozo the Clown!

Rub-a-dub-dub, 3 men in a tub. My! How unsanitary! - S. J. & City Slicke

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PLEEEASE, just a quick, little peak, she said, slyly

Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

ZIP ZIP UNDO ME

"If you're ahead, shut up and stay there." - Forrest Gump

Life after death? What kind of a terminate-and-stay-resi

MOM'S HINT #011: Remember when YOU misbehaved.

Never wear battery-powered clothing to a formal event

Easier to denature plutonium than the evil spirit of man

Come along - the master doesn't like to be kept waiting

PUS: PUrge System

Keep up the strugle for truth, they have no idea

Baby Bop: What Barney does in his time off?

Darnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician! --McCoy

There is no such thing as a little garlic.

FACT: A cat will blink when struck by a hammer.

You may be redneck if your house warming involves removing the tires.

Knowledge of our past as history is important and central... - Keto

Pardon me while I pluck that beam from your eye

Dress to Oppress - El Presidente

Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah

How to identify a British Comedian: Number one, the Python.

Help!myspacebarwontwork

&lt;Sssssssssssssssssss&gt;...."Winona ! Please.....not NOW !"

There is a difference between a tag line and a philosophy

Going down to Rosedale, take my rider by my side

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You're destroying a lot of illusions. -- Alan Grant

Liberals: If it doesn't make sense, call it economics or psychology

WBIBTW #22. A beer doesn't care when you come

Klansperson, n. - A racist who is not sexist

Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey! Shut up and comb your face!

Zed, it's Maynard. The spider just caught a coupla flies

Oh gad! Not Troi's mother again! -Entire Crew

Each TAGLINE contains only ten calories

God heals, but always someone else wants a fee.

My God man. We've become a tourist attraction. --Londo.

David Letterman is great

Unzip...expand...explode... What kind of pervert is behind this???

Last words: "What's the duration of this Fly spell?"

PHILOSOPHERS think they do it

Name me one gun control law that reduced crime

Beware! I'm armed and have premenstrual tension.

Escape? I didn't realize I was trapped.

Best time to kick a man is when he's down. - Mr. Perfect

You will live to see your grandchildren

Def: Barometer: Instrument which shows the weather we are having

Z-MODEM: What you hook up to ze phone.

Ghostrider, this is Strike, we got two inbound recipes at 0-1-0

FIDO lie #18 My Sysop enjoys reading all my posts.

To the depths of the deepest C

Pornography? I don't even have a pornograph!

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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"Don't act dumb..." "I'm NOT acting!!"

Q IN ART SCHOOL: Tempera! Tempera, Mon Capitaine.

Do you solemnly swear Mrs. Clinton, put your hand down

Scratch and Sniff Tagline. Smells like glass, doesn't it?

X-Windows is a terminal disease.

Joan of Arc quit smoking in 1431.

GO HABS GO!!!

OXYMORON : Bad health

Oooh I need a dirty woman, I need a dirty girl- Pink Floyd

"It's the look of impending, full-blown, bull-goose enlightenment."

LittleRedHairedGirl of Borg: Charlie Brown is irrelevant.

X XXXXXX bga!U bLankeq To Pgeven+ &lt;bugN-!U&gt; XXXXXX X

Uh.. that was fully intentional. Really! :) - Dire Wolf

SMR: Skip on Meaningless Result

You take it, you big, stupidy, bully butt! -- TV's Frank

I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten.

"And everything under the sun is in tune...." -Floyd

The Oo-Ah bird is so-called because it lays square eggs.

Zero Defects, n.: The result of shutting down a production line

Now where did I put that rubber doll?

DPG: Double Precision Guess

FBI Investigators: Federal Bureau of Investigation investigators

Good Morning Is An Opinion And Not A Greeting

Zorro, the gay blade.

Veni, Vidi, VCR. I came, I saw, I videotaped it.

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

&gt;DING!&lt; Humorous tagline found, initiating theft sequence.

Kindly relocate to a theological area of eternal flames!

God now ends his broadcast day

What does ignorant mean?

Cthulhu loves you, on a Ritz cracker.

Oxymoron: wickedly nice

Vodka + milk of magnesia = Phillips screwdriver

XMAS NARCISSISTIC::::Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

XPR: eXecute PRogrammer

Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City?

* &lt;- Tribble *** *** *** &lt;- Tribble drill team.

Goulet! This guy's a pig...and so are you. Did you program this guy?

Orange Juice! The Life's Blood of Florida!

No, Orville, put down that gun!

Good sex never gets an instant replay, but bad sports cal

Error: Keybored. Please do something interesting.

Reality-O-Meter [\....] yep, I thought so

Kiki's delivery service: Letter bombs to Carl Macek 30% off.

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions

My only regret is, MacLeod, you'll only die once. - Kinkaid

"I just love Chinese food", said Tom wantonly.

Just push my food under the door honey, I'm busy!!!

SMACK activates any Friday

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

Lithium! Where is my Lithium?

A little rockin' and rollin' is good for the soul, I guess. - Blair

* &lt;- Tribble **7 &lt;- Secret Agent Tribble

Quiet, you petroleum based poltroon! - Lawrence Limburger

Quid Malburg and Plano, consternation turned to elucidation!

Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong.

We've been giving you a break for years, get back to work

PEBCAK: Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

Questions I know the answers to I don't need to ask, right ? - Calvin

We could really...we could really...*BE* in this cave

Escort GT - An oxymoron

URA Redneck if your dad walks you to school b/c you're in the same grade

Well, that's a little graphic for children, wouldn't you say? Garak

Be vewy qwiewet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors.

Remington, shaves as close as a blade or we send the boys round

I'd lecture you on love, little man - Mike to Tom

* &lt;- Tribble _________ Tribbles after an encounter with a steamroller.

System error - strike any technical support person to continue

Ko macka u dzaku, smucam se po mraku

Navigator: Spouse on a trip in the car, with road map in her lap.

Zima taztes like zhit

PUNNY BOOK: It's All In Your Head: Madge Ination.

You can't be serious. You are serious!

Never fire a laser at a mirror. - Larry Niven

A REAL test for Duracell Bunny : build an _American_ Space Station

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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We were racing, we were soldiers of fortune

Que sera, slenderize: What will be, is on a diet.

Vampires give *killer* hickeys.

* &lt;- Tribble * &lt;- UHF/VHF Tribble

Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.

Q � What was the elephant doing on the motorway? A � About 5 mph

Virginity may be a handicap... but no, you may not park there!

"I'm sorry... I could never beg with a straight face..."

PROGRAMMERS do it with disks.

A real friend remembers only the birthday.

Jesus saves. Moses invests. Cthulhu engulfs and devours.

Hard Drive - Baseball, Golf and Football, oh, Computers.

For Sale: One slightly bloodstained FORD BRONCO: $1,000,000

Coming to you via the Blue Wave.

Oh, no... not the Bajoran chicken chant

I am not an Opinionated Jerk, but I play one on FidoNet.

Not all republicans are bad...some are dead!

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do better. -Fred Allen

Klingon Date Central. Life Insurance at Premium Rates.

Since the left half of the brain controls the right half of the body, only we lefties are in our right minds

Veiled References: "Low-key" (Socially dysfunctional).

Keyboard not connected, press to continue

MOM'S HINT #151: Yes, they need all sixty-four Crayolas.

Off like...a masochist whore with long fingernails.

"Dieting Made Easy" By Ann O'Rexic

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Everyone is gifted, it's just that some open the package sooner

HQelQp! MQy kQeyboarQd hQaQs bQeeQn tQakeQn oQveQr

Famous Last Words: Dragon, what dragon?

"Bridge to Sick Bay: Doctor, can you hear me?" Janeway

He's dead Jim. You get his phaser, I;ll grab his wallet.

URA Redneck If U *still* believe that a man who types is a sissy.

You BET I'm shy! I'm a SHYster lawyer. � Groucho Marx

No, Taglines are for holding your letters up.

History has to fulfill itself. -- Guinan

Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work

You're tyrin' to throw your arms around the world --U2

XUXA - Created and Developed by Morton Lee Cohen

URA Redneck Jedi: At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial.

Hello ... hello ... is there anyone out there??

The years that a woman subtracts form her age are not lost. They are added to other women's. - Diane De Poitiers

Honk if you love Tag Line Xpress version 4.00!

Nice try Quark, but I know you better than that. -- Dax

Be kind to your mother-in-law. Babysitters are expensive.

"Cover your bets... Y'A'L'L'..." "BINGO!" "We have a winner!"

Don't blame meI didn't do it!

Expert systems make the same mistakes as you do - only faster

Lizzie Borden didn't need no stinkin' gun!

Def: Biography: One of the terrors of death.

What is mind? No matter! What is matter? Never mind! - Homer S.

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Oxymoron: non-alcoholic beer

JERUSALEM (Jerusalem-PLO) activates Jul - Dec

Virgin like balloon One prick, all gone

Quark to Odo, you still with us? Don't sound TOO disappointed.

Nobody here but us, and I do adore the view. - Kalas

A few pages stuck together.

The boys' restroom smells but the girls' restroom doesn't.

Veni, Vidi, Vc -- I Came, I Saw, I Got Drafted To Vietnam

What makes old age so sad is not that our joys but our hopes cease. - Jean Paul Richter

You can leave the weapons or leave the station. Odo

Convert or Die!... oh, yeah, that's REAL tolerant

Beat me! Whip me! Make me return to XMODEM!

Quarks Used Spaceships - Honest Deals With A Friendly Ferengi Smile

Yo! Picard raps...

Xerox & Wurlitzer merged...now making reproductive organs.

I hate dogs! Hush, and eat what's put in front of you!

He that lives on hope will die fasting.

E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage

Qmodem saved my Life! I used it to download Boyan 5.0!

LaQuinta-in Spanish means "Right next to Denny's"

Never assume villainy when mere incompetence suffices.

Using "literally" with slang terms should reduce your wages if you write for a living.

Yo' momma's nails is so long they're like Freddy Krugeur's

Cheap items aren't valuable, and valuable items aren't cheap

Next: Tribbles Klingon style, on "Yan Can Cook"!

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

Oooh, Toto, I don't think we're in DOS any more.

BiModem is like Madonna, goes both ways and chats!

* &lt;- Tribble j &lt;- Tribble wearing a condom

Bill Clinton was born with a silver corn cob in his WHAT?

* &lt;- Tribble o &lt;- Tribble with a haircut.

Vegetinting - Taking items from a salad bar to make your plate colorful

V_o^o_V Cursors! Foiled Again!

Nothing is more convenient than a good friend.

Oh, this is the L&M moment - Crow

A closed mouth says nothing wrong!

MOM'S HINT #367: Discourage grown kid's from writing a tell-all book

Zombies aren't dead. They're just "living impaired"

Een schip op het strand is een baken in zee

A pleasure I'm.....I'm sure. - Bashir

Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt? -- Socrates' last words

Junior, quit playing with your diskettes!!

"I was staring straight into the shining sun" -Floyd

I have Cary Grant Karma! The Tick

Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit!

Bermuda: Must be where the grass grows...it sure ain't here

Everything needs a little oil now and then

U2 will become one with the Borg. We like Bono.

My job is to give you only the tinest of tastes - John De Lancie

Don't say during sex:"Would you go down on me?"

Hell is empty, for all the devils are here. - Shakespeare

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Just for the record, it's B-U-T-L-E-R, not B-O-T-L-E-R. - Jack Butler

We don't get to live happily ever after. - Duncan MacLeod

The world will end at midnight, 12:30 in Newfoundland.

She's hot and arm? Shush, but so are French Devo!

Pandemonium doesn't reign here... It pours!

UmI guess it's too late to plead insanity, right? - TEC

* &lt;-- Tribble % &lt;-- Tribble neighbors.

Kidfusion - When a mom mumbles off kids names till she ge

I've changed it to 'Trust Everyone', didn't I tell you? - Mulder

El la Placido Domingo, ay Carmen Miranda - Crow

Zen Buddhist Pizza: "Make me one with everything!"

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. -- Flaubert

Error reading drive Z: NOW What?

Kira! I heard phaser fire! Odo

Doesn't anyone in this galaxy do anything other than appear on chat shows?

Ventriloquists do it without moving their lips.

Sure drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.

Don't drop that carrier on my.. CLUNK, OWWW!

Politicians do it without your permission.

Enema (def.) - not a friend.

I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!

"Count me in on the journey, don't expect me to stay" -Floyd

Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)hoot the damn thing! -=-

Goning cheep... Spellling cheker, nver uzded,

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Ridiculous of Borg: Resistance in futile, you will laugh.

JABBA - BION: Believe It Or Not

Muir's Law: When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to the universe

'Kat Fan!!!!!!!

Uh huh......"nu -k $USER".. no problem....sure thing

Que sera, synthetic: What will be, will be artificial.

Pain is the touchstone of spiritual progress.

I didnt need a glove to kill your bitch of a mother-Freddy Kruger

Real sysops know how to spell.

SeaWorld Concession Stand: Today's Special - Fish Sandwich $1.99

Pyrotechnicnicians DO IT with a blast.

Quantum Leap Virus: One day your PC is a laptop, next it's a

Keep your teen off the phone...Call a BBS

"Bother" said Pooh as he swallowed the Coke can

A billion here, a billion there, it's not _real_ money

You have it floored in neutral.

* Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover

He knows not but he knows not he knows not: he is a fool, shun him.

FUNNY BOOK = Whatchamacallit!: Thingum Bob

Klingons need love too! Messy but true!

Virgin, n. - Someone who only has sex once

Freedom rings where opinions clash.

Liberals vote with their hearts, Conservatives vote with their brains.

My Lost Causes - By Noah Veil

Put *that* in your tag line and smoke it!

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

THAT is an EVIL snicker me man

Like blue thunder's quotes ;)

XSP: eXecute Systems Programmer

I'm a visual aid. I make vision a pleasure.

Just who do you think you are, Pierce? - Henry Blake

XRS'ing at &lt;Falcon System&lt;

Microsoft plays with themselves. - Philippe Kahn

URA Redneck If Ur wife beats you at arm wrestling

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days! -- Mike Nelson

"Danger! Beer Gut!" -- Tom Servo

No more I love yous

There are more planes in the ocean than ships in the sky

You may be redneck if you show your belt buckle when asked for I.D.

Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Foolproof operation. [Translation � All parameters are hard coded]

For Maximum Attention, Just make a MISTAKE

Get the new FLO-BEE do-it-yourself home sex change kit!

A wino asked me for change... I gave him my shirt

Funny thing... the harder I work, the luckier I get.

VENI, VIPI, VICI - I came; I'm a very important person; I conquered

Backup Not Found: A)bort, R)etry, C)ry

A bachelor is one never says, "I'll Give You A Ring Tomorrow!"

Everywhere you turn, seems like the Kilrathi are there. - Rollins

Read the docs. If that doesn't work, follow them

Ferrengi do it economically.

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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XID: Exchange Instructions with Data

Set the hook! Play him! - Tom as girl flirts

Ura Redneck if You call your father 'Uncle Dad'.

James Anteater Brown: the aardest varking man in show biz

The Empath: Ophelia Sadness

Voice come from cow on wall

Voice(Lynn_Minmei) = fingernails + Black(board);

Before you kill a politician, pick his pocket

Quick! Make a wish! It has a chance to come true.

Nature lies

Learn about the Force, @TOFIRST@!

ZModem.... Big BITS, Nice BAUD, Tight ASCII.

Does Geordi LaForge undress women with his visor?

Keyboard error : Please do not press that button again.

Gee, what's that ticking sound?

So the bartender lived. Hahaha - the bartender never gets killed

User Friendly, if you don't use it - its friendly.

XOR: eXecute OpeRator

ENEMA.....Someone who is not your friend

The Nagus wouldn't dream of excluding you, Brother. Rom

Locked the danged hanger in the car. Lucky I had the keys

A-HA- You really bought the whole line, didn't you, kid? - Aahz

Report to Sickbay, Mr @LN@!

Emoticon: 7:^] Ronald Regan?

VALLEY-DOS: Delete File? (F)er sure. (N)o way, dude. (H)uh?

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Zebra: 25 sizes larger than an A bra

Disclaimer: all typos were committed by my evil twin

Error reading A, B, C, and D. (I'm screwed...)

PC SPEAK&gt; Boring: Differently interesting.

Never say "Uh-oh" - always say "Ah, interesting..."

JOZXYQK - The sound made when you get your sexual organs

Blonde VS the Panama Canal? The Panama Canal is a busy ditch

Politicaly Correct Planned Abortion..Kill a Protestor.

* &lt;- Good Tribble * &lt;- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy

Que sera, scribble: What will be, can't write.

ZEBRA: A sports-model Horse!!!

Life is a tragedy when seen in close up, but a comedy in long shot. - Charlie Chaplin

Xerox & Wurlitzer merged...now making reproductive organs.

Let me know if there's some other way we can screw up tonight.

Lwaxana hit by friendly fire: Worf makes a Woof Goof.

Line noise provided by Telecom!

Que sera, surrender: What will be, will give up.

BartBoard: I am not a 32 year old woman

Ura Redneck if you give away more free puppies then the Humane Society

Oh, didn't you know that? I could've sworn that you did

The most popular labour-saving device today is still a husband with money

Oxymoron: Only Choice.

FFFFFFFtt... hold it right there! (Kramer)

I've spoken to a live psychic;the dead ones are more fun!

Xibo is evil! In a good way, though

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Ward, the Beaver blew up the Dairy Queen again!

"Bother" said Pooh, reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom.

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves. -- Thomas Carlyle

My modem is Baroque. Please call Bach later.

A Fax/Data modem lets a computer see, hear and talk!

NEWS! Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says

A person with one watch knows what time it is; a person with two watches is never sure. Proverb

What do you call those? Flavius Maximus

URA Redneck if your wading boots double as dress pants

Hey Bill!If I'm so rich, why am I still working?

VIRUS ERROR: Windoze found. You're in enough trouble already

Deleted file CLINTON.SYS... USA program restarted.

Zenocide: the killing of ancient philosophers.

No! Not the chocolate-ripple! #*%&&& NO DERRIERE

Nuclear bombs...may they rust in peace!

Virgin, n.: An ugly third grader

To the late night double feature picture show, in the back row

BEWARE - Tagline Thief Tomasek is in this echo!

Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel...Barney's the king of Israel.

Never review the troops until you know whose troops they are

You don't need Windows 95 to corrupt a politician

Old age is not for sissies. (Niven's Law #19)

Your following me around isn't going to help my paranoia.

Whats the difference between an idiot and a smoker? Ans. NOTHING!

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATPERSON

MOM'S HINT #190: Volunteer for class trips.

Bad Band Name #305: The Well Hungarians

* &lt;- Tribble *10010110 &lt;- Tribbles & Bits

Caution! - Bug squashing in progress.

Washington: it ain't YOUR money! - Rush Limbaugh

"Knowledge is the raw material which experience converts into wisdom."

VDP: Violate Design Parameters

IFR: I follow roadsigns

Condom Nickname: hog holster

OSCAR birds don't have feathers!

XMS: Xtraordinarily Meaningless Specification

Simpler to beg forgiveness than ask permission!

LISP hackers do it with rplacd.

You do know that I'm a Real Vampire right??? "D"

Evil dwells in moist places

Quick! Close Mind before Useful Information can get in

CAMFU = Computer Addicts Foster Modem Usage

(%%%) Baseball smiley(((( ( ( ((((( IN STEREO )))) ) ) )))

I was swimming in the haze now i crawl on the ground -- NIN

Keep Grandma off the streets - legalize bingo.

Press &lt;F something or other&gt; to continue

"How are you going to pay for that" -- Rimmer

"Logic is little tweeting bird chirping in meadow." - Spock

URA Redneck if you own 15 roosters, but no hens.

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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We are all made of star dust

Only the dumb envy the talkative. &lt;Gibran&gt;

BattleCrab BattleCrab BattleCrab BattleCrab BattleCrab BattleCrab :)

Healthy Choice: 1/2 the fat and none of the taste.

A man's best friend is his BBS

Dying is easy; it's living that scares me.--Annie Lennox

Sarek understands my reason. Spock

"I thought a king can do whatever he wants!" --Simba

He who laughs first hasn't been told the terrible truth

Liar, Liar! Pants on Fire!

Eye Con: (n) Person able to make direct visual contact while lying.

OK, Leah @TOLAST@, let's see your Tagline hunting permit!

* &lt;- After hair club for Tribbles . &lt;- Before hair club.

Porsche: Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions

We're old enough to smell bad. - Butt-Head

Voyager: to boldly go where EVERYONE has been before.

!Wh!o wa!lked ac!ross my! t!agline! w!ith mu!dd!y !feet?!

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not after me

Just say "NO!" to the New World Order, and shout "YES!" to Jesus!!

Cannot access COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!!!

Firmware: Software with permanent bugs hardwired into it

They say you never see the snack with your name on it. -- Crow

He's that most dangerous of creatures: a clever sheep. � M. Python

Have you hugged your fire lizard today?

Understandable this place is. Then we get visitors

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Bad news on the doorstep, molds, and with a starship?

Headlines: DR. RUTH TO TALK ABOUT SEX WITH NEWSPAPER EDITORS

Get the barbarian in the corner another drink, QUICK!

Zathras ask if anyone out there? -- Zathras

JKB said! My Cat goes "Cat-Blanche"--it's the "Cats-Meoowww!"

JAMAICAN BOBSLEDDERS do it poorly, but they make movies about it anyway.

Blablablablablablablablablablabla

Confucius say: Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting image of father.

Tell Mericus I'd like to see him. - Kirk

XT5000 Ramjet Super-Configured Ltd. Edition -Tom on robot

Q, my only regret is dying and finding YOU here. Picard

A leading authority is someone who guessed correctly

Rush Lio Board

Oh, yes. We'll put him to sleepPERMANENTLY!- Freddy Krueger

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large heavy object?

Maybe this is titilating to some of the lower animals. -- Nelson

Love of money is the root of all evil. --Proverbs

Romulans: Give 'em an inch and they'll take the whole yardstick

Vindows uber Alles! - Adolf Gates

* &lt;-- Tribble * &lt;-- Tribble beaming up

Jeez, you start havin' fun, they send in the lawyers!t

Well you're bigger, tougher, meaner, rougher

Quark's Rule #286: When Morn leaves, it's all over.

Just in. UFO takes @TO@... More after the orgy

Onko Internetin j{lkeist{ el{m{{?

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

ZIP ads are lame Lame LAME! - Far Out - Sysop of RSC

She's gettin' even, I'm gettin' odd

URA Redneck if when you kissed your bride your John Deere cap fell off.

Let the people call me naive, I believe

DEBUG: raid used to spray keyboards

You've never seen the hand of God before?!

Hangin in, Hangin out, and Hangin on

You're dead, this is the afterlife -- and I'm God. - Q

Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the yard.

Volume in drive C: is TOO LOUD!

OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.

'Or was it unlock the safe *then* swim to the surface?' - H. Houdini

Just an amoeba in the Petri dish of life.

PPTSPAHS Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce

Leaves are falling all around, it's time I was on my way -Zep

Vince Arenas AVLC^2 * E-Mail to: vinceavl@bcfreenet.seflin.lib.fl.us

(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew things up real good.

ERROR #6060: TagLines aren't funny. Operator taken out back and shot

Old musicians never die. They just decompose!

Go for younger men. You might as well-- they never mature anyway

Smoking these Taglines could be hazardous to your health

Thinking outside the box.

URA Redneck if you prefer to _walk_ the excess length off your jeans.

Jim watches in amazement as Spock's ears sprout broccoli.

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Help! I'm an abused tagline - need a new user immediately.

ZfOg "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

Zaphod Beeblebrox, this is a very large drink

A Kat is easier to train than a man

Vesele' Va'noce a s~t~astny' novy' rok! -Czech Christmas

A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows. -- O'Henry

Unsafe toys for Cmas: Ooh- You're Blue!, the Hold-Your-Breath Game

Rule of Aquisition #7: Keep your ears open

AD&D Error: Keeping your magical items within reach of children

Jedi to hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything"

Virtue would go far if vanity did not keep it company. -- La Rochefoucauld

CyberDweeb...Redundant name for a programmer.

Be warned, you are being watched by the Tal Shiar!

No, *I* am stuck here with *you*

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

"Many years ago, I climbed the mountains, even though it is forbidden."

X minus 6 weeks and counting.

I get warm all over when you get close to me.

Kamikaze Paranomasiac each pun a killer

Jimi Hendrix rules!!!

Meteorologists DO IT unpredictably.

ZS Here's a couple of Tribble tags I just thought of:

Bad Advertising: Kennedy Bulletproof Vests.

Clay, it's for you - Frank on phone call

fOO |i++lE $Ex aIIEcf$ YOUr EyE$ig++f....

--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Just in. UFO takes @TOLAST@... More after the Hockey game

Zinc: Where you wash your face.

One of the things we can do to help the poor is not to become one of them

VIKING.COM corrupt: (R)ape (L)oot (P)illage

* &lt;- Tribble @U*++------o &lt;- Top Fuel Class Tribble

You may be redneck if your father refers to you as "Bubba, Jr."

Embarras de brichesses: unzipped.

OOCH! OUCH! OW! Crack vials underfoot! - Outland

PUNNY BOOK = Maritime Disasters: Andrea Doria.

(Q) What's up? (A) I think it's a direction.

Gonna go buy some more vermicelli - Mike

Ever caught ya'self reading taglines and skipping messages?

Q: What does it say at the top of a Polish ladder? A: "STOP"

Kitty, give me that mou...&lt;slurp&gt;....nevermind!!!

Quietly Consume Excrement and Cease to Exist, Please.

SHORTEST BOOK: What To Do With Finger Paints

FORD FANATIC!!

VW drivers pick up hitch-hikers to atone for the sins of the Third Reich!

Virtual reality is not virtually real!

JKB said! Sea Cats prefer "Cat-Amarans"--they're the "Cats-Meoowww!"

Zip up, Dick. -- Harley Stone

Shhhh! The Canadiens game is on!

Jesus Saves, but with Hasek in net, He's trade bait.

You're under arrest for possession of a stolen tagline!

Messages by professional don't try this at home

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Our world: A 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of dirt

ZAPPA: Tax the churches!!!!!

Vivian Tse said "OJ and Barney" While Staring amazedily at SPAM!

Fate had tried to conceal him by naming him Williams.

Zaphod Beeblebrox in `96! Two heads are better than one!

Yo'momma so fat when she steps on a scale it read one at a time, please.

Liberalism - society's version of a computer virus.

Ze human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill. Even with a chainsaw.

Ever dreamed that you were awake... And were TIRED the next day?

"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to install Windows'95

WYSLRN: What You See Looks Really Neat [describes the Andrew ez editor]

We need more unemployed politicians.

You'd be good on Televisionthen I could turn you off.

We need perfection in our lives We need *perfect* Taglines!

No - I have not grown roots into this chair!

Your time has run out!, Insert coin to continue

You're a NetHack addict if... You're running out of names for your pet.

$5.00 rebate on your next tagline purchase.

Just in. UFO takes Orville... More after the League game.

Life with pets is never dull.

Power (L)user!

Law of Combat: Try to look unimportant D the enemy may be low on ammo

This is Fonzie of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated... heyyyyy! Whoooaaaa!!!!

Guru to Deli man: Make me one with everything.

Hey, Beavis and Butt-head, I'm NOT laughing.

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You march to the beat of a different drum.

Captain's Log: stardate... um, does anyone know the date?

Just fill out one simple form to win an IRS Audit!

Life without caffeine is stimulating enough. -- Sanka Ad

oh my beautiful liar oh my precious whore

I gotta get my life some writers. - Calvin

Maybe you two could settle this another time! - Kira

Fantasies are dreams from the heart.

You're at Witt's End

Help me, I'm stuck in here! - A Tagline

Hick's sign - a mark placed on someone from the hicks

Oh, I suck! - Homer

EXCLUSIVE! - Polish Scientists have spanked someone elses monkey

Book Title: Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett

Earth: A solid substance, much desired by the seasick.

Get in WAR with the people of HARDCORE

Oh sure! Bu

NOW, dammit, you'll tell me the truth AND pronounce the letter 'O'!!

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

OLD PACIFISTS never die, they just go to peaces.

Do not hurt or kill any life unless absolutely necessary.

XEROX never comes up with something original

Terrifying sysadmin comment: "My leave starts tomorrow."

Kira: "I feel I owe you an apolgy." Sisko: "For attempted mutiny?"

Ever notice...garbage weighs more than groceries?

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FIDO lie #07 I've won debates in both GUNS and ANIMAL_RIGHTS.

Life is but a dream.

Oklhoma, we messed up the name, just like everything else in the state.

Now, just lay across my lap...my little redheaded sex pot!!

Hopp in de Kopp und du f�hlst dich topp!

Xmas Carol &gt;&gt; We three kings of porridge and tar

Yes, son. There was a time when people read their mail on-line

XMAS!....Put Christ back in Christmas..and have a merry one!

The sun is ris, the sun is set, and here I is in Florida yet.

WHOA!!!! BITTER BEER FACE!!! :P

Oh - I see you brought some friends. - Butt-Head

Zi Dingir Kia Kanpa!

Tagline theft successful. Use immediately? Y/N

The world is divided between victims and predators and you have to defend yourself against both

Boggs: I'd a known you lied

"Bother!" said Pooh, as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti.

JABBA - OIC: Oh, I see

Error: BASEBALL.BAT caused a fault in module WINDOW

Q: "How plead you?" Wayne and Garth: "We're not worthy!"

Even if I deny it, no one will believe me!

Next time you wave use all your fingers

What the heck is he saying?! - Crow on garbled dialogue

Pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere.

XT/8 Mhz = 386/25 Mhz + Windose !!! 08 May 95

I am a great believer in luck - the harder I work, the more I have of it

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Like the view? It's all yours for a small price

Bill and Ted meet Wayne and Garth... EXCELLENT! NOT!

Learn 3 clean jokes. - H. Jackson Brown Jr

Q to Picard: Morning darling! [They are both in bed.]

A man who hates cats and children can't be all bad

Bash her?! No, I said Bashir! Stop hitting Jadzia!

Unlucky: Your fairy godmother says that the ball was last night.

Xyzzy -- nothing happens

Oxymoron: nuclear safety

I'm gonna track my husband. He left without my permission

Be bold in what you stand for and careful who you fall for.

US non sequitur society--we don't make sense, but we sure like pizza.

Borger King: Have it our way, your way is irrevelant

Veni, Vidi, Vilify: I Came, I Saw, I Cursed

Lie: The program is bug free.

Quarantine: Traditional four-masted plague ship.

SEX, the breakfast of champions !

N-O-I-S-E The Conservative Voice -

Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barber. -- Duck Trek

Humans with a Vulcan! You're from the future! Gary Seven

Pentium slogan: It's a feature, not a bug.

BENJI!! Don't play in traffic!! *bark*bar#$#$@ NO TERRIER

Virginity: A curable congenital defect

& &lt;:======= -Snake stalking ampersand

Please change your programs accordingly

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Unable to spell "vomitus", @FN@ swallowed his pride

Slave screams, he has something to say - NIN

A man must break his back to earn his day of leisure

URA Redneck If Ur will states all your posessions be sold at auction.

Marge Robbins is to moderators what mosquitos are to campers

We've got a dangerous child running this country. - Rush Limbaugh

Oxymoron: vacant dwelling

You know, in this light you remind me a lot of my second wife's daughter

Kira: Mr Armstrong wwill you sstop polishing mmmy commbadge?!

LOSER in the echos!

A fly on my pizza?! - Um, actually, it's an olive fragment.

Kira just needs a good hug. Then again, maybe not.

ZS Here's a couple of Tribble tags I just thought of:

Useless Invention: Digital computer.

Just when you think you can relax... there's Fra Angelico

Uses his head to keep the rain out of his neck.

Quit laughing. I'm trying to humiliate you - Crow

We dare defend out rights.

XMAS Personality Disorder::Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why.

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. (Charles Dickens)

Bad DM: You're rolling *10D20* for random encounters!?

dicot weeds: Curly Dock, Dandelion, Coast Dandelion, Dichondra

One cannot go against the will of God. Paul Muad'dib

Xochiquetzal, Goddess of Marriage and Magic

I survived torture. I'm ready to date Lwaxana. - Picard

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Relax! We're not laughing with you, we're laughing AT you

My life has become one big GEDCOM!!!

Law of the Yukon: Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery

Don't leave in a huff. Make it a minute and a huff. - Groucho Marx

Keep the slimy side down.

Yo'momma so old she be older than the wood her peg-leg was made out of.

Waddya mean FIRED?!

The Unfinished Tagl

E. coli Happens

Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience!

We are being invaded by an exceptionally strong power probe. - Spock

The computer simulator was more orderly @ Worf

Kirby's Comment on Committee: A committee is the only life form&lt;&gt;with 12 stomachs and no brain

Newspaper taxis appear at the shore waiting to take you away. -Beatles

Free dog, raised with chicken, ducks and children, all of which enjoys.

Rick knows *things* about *stuff*!!

Gave myself a hot foot - Mike after hazing himself

"I like ragged margins," said Tom without justification.

Y bother with games that aren't worth the CD they are on!!

"Hw's Sarek?" Kirk

Don't tell me. Tuesday. Kirk

Look for the ridiculous in everything and you'll find it

"Flyin' back from Lubbock I saw Jesus on the plane..." - Don Henley

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.

Lawyer = an individual whose principal role is to protect his clients from others of his profession,

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What's wrong with a waiting period before you publish a newspaper, while the government checks the facts?

Economy isn't in a recession, it's "growth-challenged"

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered

Fashion Faux Pas -- Ankle bracelets AND corn pads

Three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, & Press Releases

His act warrents death. Spock-2 re Chekov-2

URA Redneck If Ur mother genuinely admires your girlfriends tattoos

A cartrated hog says, ruint, ruint, ruint!

How's that thought for you?

Veni, Vidi, Vice-versa...I came, I saw, I saw, I came

Hint for Mom: Point out that your granddaughter has your eyes

The sand is like a razor/Slashing at my face...  Utopia's "Caravan" 

Maybe it went with the cup and spoon...:)

You know it's serious, when the walls want to be "close to you"

Kwyjibo..a big dumb balding North American ape..with no chin.. - Bart

Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?!

* &lt;-- Tribble -*- &lt;-- Flying Tribble

MACINTOSH = Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hangs

One shaft of light that shows the way, No mortal man can win this day. - Queen

Hehehehehe.2400 bps sucks! Huh Ahuhhuhhuh - V.Bis and Baudhead

XGA users, it's time to upgrade.

Clinton had a reality check. It bounced.

&lt;|-) User is Chinese

Most computer problems are caused by a loose nut between the chair and the keyboard

Liberalism -- society's version of a computer virus.

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You are a computer nerd if you thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission controllers

"Has anyone figured out who's invading us?"

Error - REALITY.SYS not found, install TREK.SYS? (Y,N)

The only good feminizt is terminally inconvenienced

Liberals are a Labour-saving device

So close to finding freedom, then the guard calls my name

Garlic? Mama mia! Have you got the wrong vampire!

Kayaker Motto: I surf, therefore I am

Q shows up in something other than a captain's uniform - 3 drinks!

Don't eat for say, 2 or 3 weeks, Get stoned & go to the supermarket

A Bachelor is a man who: is allergic to wedding cakes

Difference between a virus and Windows: A virus never fails

U'NI-net Host sysop@ledge.com

Just leave this long-haired country boy alone

Que sera, saccharin: What will be, will cause cancer.

Daaaaaaavvvvveeeeee....2001's Hal, using Windows 3.1

Error Opening CLINTON.LIE - Run LIMBAUGH.BAT To Correct.

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless hound.

Scrupulous accuracy about such a small amount is a sign of vain conceit than love of truth. -- Ptolemaus Ptolemy

Zippy the Pinhead in '96! "Am I elected yet?"

Good memories are what your heart carries in its pockets.

Zippy the Wonder Falcon (Zephyr Falcon)

Kids are gonna do it. Let's help them shoot safely!

Zathras no good a typing on normal keyboard, need bent one at home as well

XXXX Don't panic.. it's only a virus XXXX

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"Heisenberg may have slept here"

Men rattle their chains to show that they are free

Murphy's Law of Sex #21. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- then on S

Unix is not only dead, it's starting to smell bad. - Rob Pike

No intelligent life here, Scotty - beam me up!

Lucy in the Sky with Taglines....Lucy in the Sky

You can have a funeral any old time. -- Albert Rosenfeld

GROWL the SNORT GRUMBLE possessed GRRRRRR bbs ROOAARRR!

Forty-two? Seven and a half million years and all you can come up with is forty-two?!

Flowers are red, and green leaves are green... - Harry Chapin

Danger, Brandon Wolgast! Off-topic messages! Danger!

Dinner to bug. - O'Brien to Kira.

QOTD: Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing

"Being cold is what keeps me alive." - 007 (Golden Eye)

Pain is inevitable. Misery, however, is an option.

Juxtaposition of gender and an amphibian briefcase is funny? - Data

Ve iz too soon old, undt too late schmart!

Just one of the boys with an IQ of 2005 - Q

VGA Planets: "The old trick to use the same Fcode your enemy forgot"

A)bort S)elf destruct R)etry L)oad Gun F)ail

"Its swell for tearing up fragile ecosystems! Watch!" -- Joel

What? I'm missing "Grace Under Fire"! #@%&*@* NO CARRIER

XXXXXXXX ++appy ++olidays XXXXXXXX

I know I'm not perfect but I'm so close it scares me!

"I'm having trouble navigating." T'Jon

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I think that ALL Moderators should be Shot at Dawn!

Oh, don't be ridiculous! -- Tom Servo

My great dream is that I've won all the beauty contests in the world and all the people I don't like are forced to build me a castle in France

XXX-Rated Tagline...Press Ctrl-Alt-Del to see!

Q: Amanda is WHAT?!

Jury:Group chosen to decide who has the best lawyer

JABBER - It doesn't use much space, but WHAT a READER!

I ain't going out like dat

Yes Dear!! I'll be done after the next meg worth of personal messages.

User: The hardest-to-setup PC peripheral you can buy

Hut one! Hut two! Hut three! Help? (NYJ Quarterback call)

* &lt;- Tribble & &lt;- Tribble.ZOO

OPPORTUNITY, n. A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.

Def: Explorer: A hobo with experience.

They'll be no Tribble at all!

Yo'momma so old she still owes Moses a quarter!

Very well then... prepare to die. :) - Dire Wolf

Let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we shall die. - Isaiah 22:13

Geco's got a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.

R/O, R/O, R/O your boat gently down the bitstream.

Famous Last Words #38: "I pay my taxes in copper pieces"

Zmodem: Big BITS, nice BAUD, and a tight ASCII.

SC: Shred Cards

"He's marvelous!" "He's wonderful!" "He's Fred."

QBDH: Quit and Become a DeadHead

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Qfront - It's Not Just For Mailruns Anymore

Well, Top, you're the only one still wasting good air.

Can anybody think of a good Tagline I can steal?

Heterosexuality is overpopulating the world

Let the guilty pay, it's Independence Day!

To err is humor

X-rated tagline, press Ctrl-Alt-Del to see

Q-Blue: the first offline reader worthy of the Amiga.

Virginia is for lovers, but Pensylvania has INTERCOURSE!

Palindrome - Lepers repel.

Sailors. Men locked up in floating steel boxes.

Finland because he doesn't wear pants

"Bother", said Pooh, as a Batarang hit him in the head

What's this? `Pantless Mototcycle Repair'? -- Crow

Not tonight dear. Why do you think I bought you that damned modem?

C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL C:AMIGADOS/REALLY_MULTITASK/BLOW_WINDOWS_AWAY

XXXXXXXXX >>Taglines, Anyone??<< XXXXXXXX

The experiments bite. -- Crow T. Robot

Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter

Kidnapped - By Caesar Quick

PENTIUM SLOGAN: Why Do You Think It's Called *Floating* Point?

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Programming halted! Star Trek's on!

Put nail here [+] for new monitor

I never read any of those books. Kira

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GALILEO: Nevertheless, I still move.

Ur momma so fat, she cums from both sides of the family!!!!!

ZPDUDA: Zippity doo dah

my disease my infection i am so impure

MALTESE AMOEBA activates Mar 15th

Oh, bother, said Winnie the Pooh, as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.

Un clavier KGB n'a pas de touche &lt;ESC&lt;

Never argue with a fool, a passerby can't tell you apart.

I can only trust you, And they've taken you away from me-FM to DS

Lawyer jokes: Lawyers don't like them, no-one else thinks they're joke

A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who's allowed to sit down occasionally. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Dragon: Creature uncomfort.

Q: What's black & white and comes in a small can? A: Mic

Hi! I brought your new script pages -Tom as guy drives up

Help make the world a happier place, torture Barney to death.

Zero K memory.

The Empath - By Ophelia Sadness

VANNA WHITE - _. _. _

"Excuse me. What does God need with a starship?" - Kirk

Press any key... But I don't have an 'any' key??

Quick! Change your password! The Sysop's hacked your account!

Kirk: "It's Ensign Pencil!" Bones: "He's Lead, Jim!."

(a)bort, (r)etry, (c)all for help

"Definitely a Rebel Deep Diving lure for early spring" -- Crow

VOLCANIC ERUPTION : New Zealand duck hunting method.

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My Boring Career - By A. Driller

There are lies, damn lies and statistics. -- Samuel Clemens

Def: PEDOPHILE: Someone who collects pedos

* &lt;- Tribble o &lt;- Fat Tribble O &lt;- Really Fat Tribble

You know you're a Redneck if you call your father, 'Uncle Dad'.

Exciting Things To Do In Worcester

Law of Revelation: The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

kernel panic: write-only-memory (/dev/wom0) capacity exceeded. -- The BOFH excuse server

ERROR #4444: FLOPPYS NOT RESPONDING: FORMAT THOSE HARD DRIVES INSTEAD?

Beware, Pink Boys, the frop in the Pipe of Bob!

Purple haze, all in my brain - Hendrix

I've seen the pain, the hate, and death without a reason.

My other vehicle is the Death Star

REALITY.SYS Corrupt: Reboot Universe (y/N)?

VAGRANTS do it everywhere.

* &lt;-- Tribble * &lt;-- McTribble sandwich

REFORM: Recycled Former Members (Tories).

Ura Montanan if yer truck has every color offered for that model year.

Honesty, n. - The fear of being caught

Kiss a Klingon today !

Headline: Sun to Darken Much of America

Famous Last Words: I take the wizard's wand, and snap it in two

"*I'm* not the one who fell under the spell of Zor..." -The Regent

To learn new words, phone your moderator at 3 a.m.

Quod Sic Et Cetera Pluribus Per Annum -The Pope to Clinton -D. Barry

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Do you say you will fight me, Maab? Akaar

User error, the universal bug

URA Redneck If U want the national anthem to be "Free Bird."

You're only young once, but immature forever

Tagline Gene Sequenced! ....AGTAGTAGTAGTAGTAGTA

Ooh. Cooshy! - Homer

Kagel's Conclusion: Anything adjustable sooner or later needs adjusting.

History never repeats itself. - Larry Niven

Rule the earth

VIDEO NASTY ATE MY PASTY

"Is there anything you're not an expert on, 007?" - M (Goldfinger)

Geordi, are you in pain? - Troi

Bad lib: something you regretted saying on the spur of the moment.

Dear John Hinckley: Bill Clinton is dating Jodie Foster. - R. Reagan

Cap'n, this t'glin dinna' say ennythin!

:-P Nyahhhh!

every man be armed. Everyone who is able may have a gun. �P. Henry

Oh, come now... there's *always* room for Odo!

XMAS DEPRESSION::::Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely

Remember that time is money. - Franklin

Powerless over alcohol, our wives had become unmanageable

Book Title: The Beach Bully: Harry Ayp

Want to fill me in on where my brain is???

Go 'way! You're bothering me!

found -=Use Real Operating System=-

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So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God. (Rom 8:8)

You returned a warrior

Out of Taglines, here's a rain check.

Our Mission: To Boldly stay home and read mail off line.

God has placed no limits to the exercise of the intellect he has given us, on this side of the grave. - Francis Bacon

Hep me Rhonda, hep hep me Rhonda (Redneck Version)

This thing is slowly taking me apart

No one can hear when you're Screaming in Digital!

This is Mister... This is Gath. Janeway

Zapata - started as a mexican revolutionary, ends up as mustache !

Oh no, I'll die if I miss 'Scooby-Doo'! - Neil, Young Ones

Kamek-Mako Industries does not take responsibility for insanity cause by

Kamin, can you answer me? Eline

Clinton - All hope abandon, ye who voted for a Communist

Mary had a little lamb; it was delicious.

Vince McMahon of Borg: "1..2..He's assimil.. No, kickout!"

Golfers hit their balls with shafts.

You really are a complete smeghead, aren't you Dill?!

I know how the game works. - Kira

XXXXXXXXXX Better Tagines Through Assimilation XXXXXXXXXX

Get it ? I'm Barb Wire

Santa Clarita, CA 91350

Confucius Say: A nudist fears no pickpocket

Terrifying sysadmin comment: "Ooohh, lovely, it runs SVR4."

Everything about this seems wrong. - Picard

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One if by LAN, two if by C. - Paul Revere, as told by John Karwoski

Dragons and Drakes and Wurms, oh my!!

Grows on you, doesn't it? Almost creepy. &lt;grin&gt; - Anna Steven

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted.

Old age: You stop looking forward to your next birthday.

Combiloops - The 2-3 unsuccessful attempts at opening a combination lock

Round up the usual suspects!

Cinderella DOS: "Mouse driver not found - pumpkin halted

Cling tightly to your ethics...up til you hear your price

ACADEMY(n): modern school where football is taught

When life hands you lemons, buy an Uzi.

You're a Redneck If Ur porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.

Jumbo shrimp? Let us examine this concept more closely

Relax, I'm on top of the situation. - 007 (Diamonds Are Forever)

Mom asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, "The whole time."

Def: Bill Clinton: Elmer Fudd without the grip on reality

Karma Cookies: Made with Honey from Blessed Bees

You're just not Academy material. Sisko

Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody running? Shut up and reload

For birds of God were meant to pair/The two to complete the whole. Koresh

Revenue Canada employees DO IT to everyone.

Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches/sec

Coffee sprayed everywhere on this one!

Barbycue: a queue of Barby dolls

When encryption devices are outlawed, only EE39#PQOUDKE51275KK&!JKDXBP

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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience

Email the sysop to find out how to use email

Leave me drunk! I'm alone!!!

Jesters do often prove prophets. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;

I am Sam. Of Borg, I am. I will assimilate Green Eggs and Ham

Remember: 10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0

Knowledge is never wasted, nor is love

No man goes before his time. Unless the boss leaves early

Coming Soon: Animal House Party

File Access DENIED

Sounds like good advice to me! Are you going to follow it?

There are parts of me that don't get nervous... - Sisters of Mercy

Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow

Klingons Do It With Honor

Life is much too complicated in the morning

So many taglines... so little disk space

Jesus Saves!.... Passes to Moses!.... SHOOTS! SCORES!

Rule of Acquisition Number 111. Quark

Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ? A: With a tire gauge!

URA Redneck if you eat M&Ms...and your neck is red

Oh, come off it, Hercules! Nemesis

value beyond business

Mr. Moderator, cut that guy off. Heck with warning him!

You know, you're causing a _lot_ of trouble. - Sisko

Clinton in '96? The fat lady _is already_ gargling!

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