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    From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun May 21 00:01:38 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 21, 2023.
    This is the 141st day of the year, there are 224 days left.

    On this day...
    Get your free subscription before the price doubles!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 22 00:01:44 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 22, 2023.
    This is the 142nd day of the year, there are 223 days left.

    On this day...
    Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 23 01:42:24 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 23, 2023.
    This is the 143rd day of the year, there are 222 days left.

    On this day...
    GPS: Great Posterior Seated.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed May 24 00:03:22 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 24, 2023.
    This is the 144th day of the year, there are 221 days left.

    On this day...
    Grace Period: The time it takes to ask the meal blessing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu May 25 00:03:48 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 25, 2023.
    This is the 145th day of the year, there are 220 days left.

    On this day...
    H.A.M. Radio Operator: H)ave A)nother M)eal.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri May 26 00:02:06 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 26, 2023.
    This is the 146th day of the year, there are 219 days left.

    On this day...
    Ham Radio Messages And Replies Will Be Sent In Morse Code.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat May 27 00:01:42 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 27, 2023.
    This is the 147th day of the year, there are 218 days left.

    On this day...
    Ham Radio QRP: When you care enough to give the least.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun May 28 00:02:04 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 28, 2023.
    This is the 148th day of the year, there are 217 days left.

    On this day...
    Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance??
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 29 00:01:52 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 29, 2023.
    This is the 149th day of the year, there are 216 days left.

    On this day...
    Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 30 00:03:08 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 30, 2023.
    This is the 150th day of the year, there are 215 days left.

    On this day...
    Have a Tex-Mex Emergency?? Dial Nine Juan Juan.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed May 31 00:02:20 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 31, 2023.
    This is the 151st day of the year, there are 214 days left.

    On this day...
    Have you thanked your Sysop or Echo Moderator today??
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 1 00:06:36 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 1, 2023.
    This is the 152nd day of the year, there are 213 days left.

    On this day...
    He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry, and Curly.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 2 00:02:08 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 2, 2023.
    This is the 153rd day of the year, there are 212 days left.

    On this day...
    He who laughs last thinks slowest.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 3 00:02:26 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 3, 2023.
    This is the 154th day of the year, there are 211 days left.

    On this day...
    Heisenberg may have slept here.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 4 00:01:50 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 4, 2023.
    This is the 155th day of the year, there are 210 days left.

    On this day...
    Hell is kept warm with profane burners.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 5 00:03:08 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 5, 2023.
    This is the 156th day of the year, there are 209 days left.

    On this day...
    Hemlock: A device that prevents garment alterations.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 6 05:43:22 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 6, 2023.
    This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.

    On this day...
    Hindsight is 20/20 - but I don't have eyes in my butt.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 7 00:01:48 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 7, 2023.
    This is the 158th day of the year, there are 207 days left.

    On this day...
    Home Alone is when you can poop with the door open.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 8 00:01:46 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 8, 2023.
    This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.

    On this day...
    Honk if you love peace and quiet.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 9 00:01:54 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 9, 2023.
    This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.

    On this day...
    Hors De Ourves - Sandwiches cut into many small pieces.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 10 01:24:54 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 10, 2023.
    This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.

    On this day...
    How can you eat one of God's own creatures? A Sandwich.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 11 00:01:48 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 11, 2023.
    This is the 162nd day of the year, there are 203 days left.

    On this day...
    How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 12 00:01:56 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 12, 2023.
    This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 202 days left.

    On this day...
    How do they get Teflon to stick to the pan??
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 13 06:53:48 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 13, 2023.
    This is the 164th day of the year, there are 201 days left.

    On this day...
    How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 14 04:26:34 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 14, 2023.
    This is the 165th day of the year, there are 200 days left.

    On this day...
    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 15 04:57:56 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 15, 2023.
    This is the 166th day of the year, there are 199 days left.

    On this day...
    How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 16 00:01:44 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 16, 2023.
    This is the 167th day of the year, there are 198 days left.

    On this day...
    How long should we practice sex before it's safe??
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 17 00:02:12 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 17, 2023.
    This is the 168th day of the year, there are 197 days left.

    On this day...
    How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 18 09:43:30 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 18, 2023.
    This is the 169th day of the year, there are 196 days left.

    On this day...
    Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 19 00:02:00 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 19, 2023.
    This is the 170th day of the year, there are 195 days left.

    On this day...
    I *CAN* type...my computer keyboard is illiterate.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 20 00:01:40 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 20, 2023.
    This is the 171st day of the year, there are 194 days left.

    On this day...
    I can't be overdrawn at the bank!! I still have checks!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 21 00:01:52 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 21, 2023.
    This is the 172nd day of the year, there are 193 days left.

    On this day...
    I can't remember the last time I had a memory problem.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 22 00:01:46 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 22, 2023.
    This is the 173rd day of the year, there are 192 days left.

    On this day...
    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 23 00:03:56 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 23, 2023.
    This is the 174th day of the year, there are 191 days left.

    On this day...
    I didn't crash; the ground came up, and hit me.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 24 00:02:28 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 24, 2023.
    This is the 175th day of the year, there are 190 days left.

    On this day...
    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 25 00:02:04 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 25, 2023.
    This is the 176th day of the year, there are 189 days left.

    On this day...
    I don't have time to wait for instant gratification.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 26 06:56:30 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 26, 2023.
    This is the 177th day of the year, there are 188 days left.

    On this day...
    I don't repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 27 00:02:02 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 27, 2023.
    This is the 178th day of the year, there are 187 days left.

    On this day...
    I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 28 00:01:38 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 28, 2023.
    This is the 179th day of the year, there are 186 days left.

    On this day...
    I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 29 00:01:36 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 29, 2023.
    This is the 180th day of the year, there are 185 days left.

    On this day...
    I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 30 00:01:36 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 30, 2023.
    This is the 181st day of the year, there are 184 days left.

    On this day...
    I found a piano stool. I thought they were housebroken.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 1 00:01:38 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 1, 2023.
    This is the 182nd day of the year, there are 183 days left.

    On this day...
    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 2 00:01:36 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 2, 2023.
    This is the 183rd day of the year, there are 182 days left.

    On this day...
    I hate Indian Givers. No, wait...I take that back!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 3 00:01:42 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 3, 2023.
    This is the 184th day of the year, there are 181 days left.

    On this day...
    I have CRAFT Disease: Can't Remember a Friggin' Thing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 4 07:13:26 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 4, 2023.
    This is the 185th day of the year, there are 180 days left.

    On this day...
    I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 5 00:01:34 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 5, 2023.
    This is the 186th day of the year, there are 179 days left.

    On this day...
    I like it dark at night, and light during the day.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 6 00:01:34 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 6, 2023.
    This is the 187th day of the year, there are 178 days left.

    On this day...
    I like stuffed animals; oven baked with bread crumbs.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 7 07:06:50 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 7, 2023.
    This is the 188th day of the year, there are 177 days left.

    On this day...
    I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 8 06:38:14 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 8, 2023.
    This is the 189th day of the year, there are 176 days left.

    On this day...
    I multi-task -- I read in the bathroom.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 9 00:01:36 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 9, 2023.
    This is the 190th day of the year, there are 175 days left.

    On this day...
    I shoot every 3rd salesperson -- the 2nd one just left.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 10 00:01:36 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 10, 2023.
    This is the 191st day of the year, there are 174 days left.

    On this day...
    I talk to myself when I need expert advice.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 11 00:01:34 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 11, 2023.
    This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 173 days left.

    On this day...
    I took an IQ test, and the results were negative.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 12 07:11:50 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 12, 2023.
    This is the 193rd day of the year, there are 172 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 13 00:01:36 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 13, 2023.
    This is the 194th day of the year, there are 171 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried snorting Coke; but the bubbles went up my nose.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 14 00:01:36 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 14, 2023.
    This is the 195th day of the year, there are 170 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 15 08:14:48 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 15, 2023.
    This is the 196th day of the year, there are 169 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 16 00:01:56 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 16, 2023.
    This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to have an open mind; my brains kept falling out.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 17 00:02:00 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 17, 2023.
    This is the 198th day of the year, there are 167 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 18 08:35:50 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 18, 2023.
    This is the 199th day of the year, there are 166 days left.

    On this day...
    I was told "Have emergency # on vacation". I wrote "911".
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 19 00:01:36 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 19, 2023.
    This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.

    On this day...
    I watch what I eat...from the plate to the mouth.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 20 00:01:37 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 20, 2023.
    This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.

    On this day...
    I went to college at Catatonic State.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 21 00:01:46 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 21, 2023.
    This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.

    On this day...
    I xeroxed my watch. Now, I have time to spare.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 22 00:01:33 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 22, 2023.
    This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 23 00:01:36 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 23, 2023.
    This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm Dyslexia Of Borg. Prepare To Have Your Ass Laminated.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 24 00:01:33 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 24, 2023.
    This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not deaf...I'm ignoring you.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 25 00:01:35 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 25, 2023.
    This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not speeding...I'm chasing tornadoes!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 26 00:01:32 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 26, 2023.
    This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm NOT Spoiled!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 27 00:02:11 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 27, 2023.
    This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not STUBBORN...I'm just CORRECT!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 28 00:01:41 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 28, 2023.
    This is the 209th day of the year, there are 156 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm one step away from being rich. All I need is money.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 29 00:01:37 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 29, 2023.
    This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want??
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 30 00:01:40 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 30, 2023.
    This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm speeding because I have to go poop.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 31 08:18:00 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 31, 2023.
    This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.

    On this day...
    I've repeatedly said to you, to not be redundant.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Aug 1 00:01:36 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 1, 2023.
    This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.

    On this day...
    I've never argued with the weather.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Aug 2 00:01:38 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 2, 2023.
    This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.

    On this day...
    I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)