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Todays Classic Ad
From
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All on Sun May 21 00:01:26 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday May 21, 2023.
This is the 141st day of the year, there are 224 days left.
On this day...
Here's
A good deed
For a scout
Tell your dad
All about
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon May 22 00:01:30 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday May 22, 2023.
This is the 142nd day of the year, there are 223 days left.
On this day...
They missed
The turn
Car was whizz'n
Fault was her'n
Funeral his'n
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue May 23 01:42:10 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday May 23, 2023.
This is the 143rd day of the year, there are 222 days left.
On this day...
Tell
The dear
Who shops around
That half a buck
Buys half a pound
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed May 24 00:03:12 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday May 24, 2023.
This is the 144th day of the year, there are 221 days left.
On this day...
She kissed
The hairbrush
By mistake
She thought it was
Her husband Jake
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu May 25 00:03:36 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday May 25, 2023.
This is the 145th day of the year, there are 220 days left.
On this day...
He used
Umbrella
For parachute
Now rejects
Every substitute
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri May 26 00:01:52 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday May 26, 2023.
This is the 146th day of the year, there are 219 days left.
On this day...
Don't stick
Your elbow
Out so far
It might go home
In another car
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat May 27 00:01:28 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday May 27, 2023.
This is the 147th day of the year, there are 218 days left.
On this day...
Of all
The drunks
Who drive on Sunday
Some are stil
Alive on Monday
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun May 28 00:01:50 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday May 28, 2023.
This is the 148th day of the year, there are 217 days left.
On this day...
Many a wolf
Is never let in
Because of the hair
On his
Chinny-chin-chin
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon May 29 00:01:38 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday May 29, 2023.
This is the 149th day of the year, there are 216 days left.
On this day...
Soldier
Sailor
And marine
Now get a shave
That's quick and clean
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue May 30 00:02:52 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday May 30, 2023.
This is the 150th day of the year, there are 215 days left.
On this day...
Hinky-dinky
Parley voo
Cheer up the face
The war
Is thru
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed May 31 00:02:04 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday May 31, 2023.
This is the 151st day of the year, there are 214 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brushes
Soon will
Be trimmin'
Those screwy hats
We see on wimmin
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jun 1 00:06:20 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 1, 2023.
This is the 152nd day of the year, there are 213 days left.
On this day...
Angels
Who guard you
When you drive
Usually
Retire at 65
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jun 2 00:01:54 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 2, 2023.
This is the 153rd day of the year, there are 212 days left.
On this day...
Forest fires
Start from scratch
So think before
You toss
That match
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jun 3 00:01:52 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 3, 2023.
This is the 154th day of the year, there are 211 days left.
On this day...
Dim your lights
Behind a car
Let folks see
How bright
YOU are
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jun 4 00:01:38 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 4, 2023.
This is the 155th day of the year, there are 210 days left.
On this day...
Thirty days
Hath September
April
June and the
Speed offender
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jun 5 00:02:44 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 5, 2023.
This is the 156th day of the year, there are 209 days left.
On this day...
Others claim
Their product good
But ours
Does what
You think it should
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jun 6 05:43:14 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 6, 2023.
This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.
On this day...
Drowsy?
Just remember, pard
That marble slab
Is doggone
Hard
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jun 7 00:01:34 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 7, 2023.
This is the 158th day of the year, there are 207 days left.
On this day...
Statistics prove
Near and far
That folks who
Drive like crazy
--Are!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jun 8 00:01:32 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 8, 2023.
This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.
On this day...
Dear lover boy,
Your photo came
But your doggone beard
Won't fit
The frame
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jun 9 00:01:40 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 9, 2023.
This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.
On this day...
This will never
Come to pass
A back-seat
Driver
Out of gas
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jun 10 01:24:38 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 10, 2023.
This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.
On this day...
Don't lose
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jun 11 00:01:34 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 11, 2023.
This is the 162nd day of the year, there are 203 days left.
On this day...
If a gift
You must choose
Give him one
He'll like
To use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jun 12 00:01:44 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 12, 2023.
This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 202 days left.
On this day...
Pedro
Walked
Back home, by golly
His bristly chin
Was hot-to-Molly
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jun 13 06:53:40 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 13, 2023.
This is the 164th day of the year, there are 201 days left.
On this day...
If our road signs
Catch your eye
Smile
But don't forget
To buy
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jun 14 04:26:20 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 14, 2023.
This is the 165th day of the year, there are 200 days left.
On this day...
When the stork
Delivers a boy
Our whole
Darn factory
Jumps for joy
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jun 15 04:57:42 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 15, 2023.
This is the 166th day of the year, there are 199 days left.
On this day...
Film protects
Your neck
And chin
So your razor
Won't dig in
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jun 16 00:01:32 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 16, 2023.
This is the 167th day of the year, there are 198 days left.
On this day...
A shave
That's real
No cuts to heal
A soothing
Velvet after-feel
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jun 17 00:01:58 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 17, 2023.
This is the 168th day of the year, there are 197 days left.
On this day...
If hugging
On highways
Is your sport
Trade in your car
For a davenport
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jun 18 09:43:20 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 18, 2023.
This is the 169th day of the year, there are 196 days left.
On this day...
In cupid's little
Bag of trix
Here's the one
That clix
With chix
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jun 19 00:01:46 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 19, 2023.
This is the 170th day of the year, there are 195 days left.
On this day...
A guy
Who wants
To middle-aisle it
Must never scratch
His little Violet
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jun 20 00:01:28 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 20, 2023.
This is the 171st day of the year, there are 194 days left.
On this day...
Every day
We do
Our part
To make your face
A work of art
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jun 21 00:01:38 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 21, 2023.
This is the 172nd day of the year, there are 193 days left.
On this day...
Thrifty jars for
Stay at homes
Handy tubes
For him
Who roams
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jun 22 00:01:34 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 22, 2023.
This is the 173rd day of the year, there are 192 days left.
On this day...
We don't
Know how
To split an atom
But as to whiskers
Let us at 'em
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jun 23 00:03:38 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 23, 2023.
This is the 174th day of the year, there are 191 days left.
On this day...
If you want
A hearty squeeze
Get our
Female
Anti-freeze
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jun 24 00:02:12 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 24, 2023.
This is the 175th day of the year, there are 190 days left.
On this day...
Can't shave daily?
Tender hide?
Now be honest
Have you
Tried
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jun 25 00:01:48 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 25, 2023.
This is the 176th day of the year, there are 189 days left.
On this day...
The chick
He wed
Let out a whoop
Felt his chin and
Flew the coop
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jun 26 06:56:20 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 26, 2023.
This is the 177th day of the year, there are 188 days left.
On this day...
Our fortune
Is your
Shaven face
It's our best
Advertising space
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jun 27 00:01:46 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 27, 2023.
This is the 178th day of the year, there are 187 days left.
On this day...
Golfers!
If fewer strokes
Are what you crave
You're out of the rough
With
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jun 28 00:01:24 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 28, 2023.
This is the 179th day of the year, there are 186 days left.
On this day...
For painting
Cow-shed
Barn or fence
That shaving brush
Is just immense
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jun 29 00:01:24 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 29, 2023.
This is the 180th day of the year, there are 185 days left.
On this day...
The happy golfer
Find with glee
The shave
That suits him
To a tee
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jun 30 00:01:24 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 30, 2023.
This is the 181st day of the year, there are 184 days left.
On this day...
Golfers!
Hole in one
Is quite a feat
Unless that hole
Is in your meat
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jul 1 00:01:26 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 1, 2023.
This is the 182nd day of the year, there are 183 days left.
On this day...
The bearded devil
Is forced
To dwell
In the only place
Where they don't sell
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jul 2 00:01:24 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 2, 2023.
This is the 183rd day of the year, there are 182 days left.
On this day...
Special seats
Reserved in hades
For whiskered guys
Who scratch
The ladies
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jul 3 00:01:30 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 3, 2023.
This is the 184th day of the year, there are 181 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brush
Was like
Old rover
When he died
He died all over
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jul 4 07:13:16 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 4, 2023.
This is the 185th day of the year, there are 180 days left.
On this day...
Life with father
Is more pleasant
Since
He got this
Birthday present
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jul 5 00:01:20 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 5, 2023.
This is the 186th day of the year, there are 179 days left.
On this day...
To a substitute
He gave a trial
It took off
Nothing
But his smile
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jul 6 00:01:22 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 6, 2023.
This is the 187th day of the year, there are 178 days left.
On this day...
It spreads so smooth
It shaves so slick
It feels
Like velvet
And it's quick
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jul 7 07:06:40 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 7, 2023.
This is the 188th day of the year, there are 177 days left.
On this day...
'Twould be
More fun
To go by air
If we could put
These signs up there
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jul 8 06:38:04 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 8, 2023.
This is the 189th day of the year, there are 176 days left.
On this day...
Drinking drivers
Enhance their
Chance
To highball home
In an ambulance
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jul 9 00:01:22 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 9, 2023.
This is the 190th day of the year, there are 175 days left.
On this day...
The chick
He wed
Let out a whoop
Felt his chin and
Flew the coop
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jul 10 00:01:22 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 10, 2023.
This is the 191st day of the year, there are 174 days left.
On this day...
Both hands
On wheel
Eyes on road
That's the skillful
Driver's code
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jul 11 00:01:20 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 11, 2023.
This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 173 days left.
On this day...
You've used
Our cream
Now try our blades
Pair up the best
In shaving aids
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jul 12 07:11:38 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 12, 2023.
This is the 193rd day of the year, there are 172 days left.
On this day...
Don't lose
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jul 13 00:01:22 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 13, 2023.
This is the 194th day of the year, there are 171 days left.
On this day...
That she
Could cook
He had his doubts
Until she creamed
His bristle sprouts with
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jul 14 00:01:22 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 14, 2023.
This is the 195th day of the year, there are 170 days left.
On this day...
The wolf
Who longs
To roam and prowl
Should shave before
He starts to howl
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jul 15 08:14:36 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 15, 2023.
This is the 196th day of the year, there are 169 days left.
On this day...
Car in ditch
Driver in tree
Moon was full
And so
Was he
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jul 16 00:01:42 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 16, 2023.
This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.
On this day...
As you drive
Play this game
Construct
A jingle
With this name
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jul 17 00:01:42 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 17, 2023.
This is the 198th day of the year, there are 167 days left.
On this day...
If a gift
You must choose
Give him
One that
He can use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jul 18 08:35:39 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 18, 2023.
This is the 199th day of the year, there are 166 days left.
On this day...
When the stork
Delivers a boy
Our whole
Darn factory
Jumps for joy
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jul 19 00:01:22 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 19, 2023.
This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.
On this day...
Altho
We've sold
Six million others
We still can't sell
Those coughdrop brothers
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jul 20 00:01:23 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 20, 2023.
This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.
On this day...
Join
Our happy
Brushless throng
Six million users
Can't be wrong
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jul 21 00:01:33 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 21, 2023.
This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.
On this day...
We know
How much
You love that gal
But use both hands
For driving, pal
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jul 22 00:01:20 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 22, 2023.
This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.
On this day...
Thrifty jars for
Stay at homes
Handy tubes
For him
Who roams
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jul 23 00:01:24 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 23, 2023.
This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.
On this day...
Sleep in a chair
Nothing to lose
But a nap
At the wheel
Is a permanent snooze
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jul 24 00:01:22 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 24, 2023.
This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.
On this day...
You can beat
A mile a minute
But there ain't
No future
In it
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jul 25 00:01:22 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 25, 2023.
This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.
On this day...
If these
Signs blur
And bounce around
You'd better park
And walk to town
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jul 26 00:01:21 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 26, 2023.
This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.
On this day...
No man can really
Do his stuff
With a face that's sore
Or a chin
That's rough
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jul 27 00:01:45 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 27, 2023.
This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.
On this day...
Big mistake
Many make
Rely on horn
Instead of
Brake
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jul 28 00:01:25 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 28, 2023.
This is the 209th day of the year, there are 156 days left.
On this day...
She raised cain
When he raised stubble
Guess what
Smoothed away
Their trouble?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jul 29 00:01:23 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 29, 2023.
This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.
On this day...
Traveling men
Know ease
And speed
Their shaving kits
Hold what they need
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jul 30 00:01:25 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 30, 2023.
This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
Like unseen barter
Often make one
Sad
But smarter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jul 31 08:17:48 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 31, 2023.
This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.
On this day...
Can't shave daily?
Tender hide?
Now be honest
Have you
Tried
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Aug 1 00:01:23 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday August 1, 2023.
This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.
On this day...
If you
Don't know
Whose signs
These are
You can't have
Driven very far
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Aug 2 00:01:24 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday August 2, 2023.
This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.
On this day...
There's no whisker
It won't soften
Shave 'em close
And not
So often
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)